ARE YOU KIDDING ME - The girl 'is being held as ransom for a prisoner exchange' and her captor wants a picture to show the world she's alive.
"Is this photo for the newspapers?"
"Can you take a few, so I can choose the best one?"
IF YOUR CAPTOR WANTS A PICTURE, YOU DON'T ASK THAT. and the of course she smiles at the camera.
"Don't smile, please" Not being allowed to smile made me even angrier
Hey Guys! Look! I'm Kidnapped!
"I'm not used to people trying to kill me."
"Really? I hardly notice anymore.”